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Entries from June 2007

Pearl Harbor (2001)

June 30th, 2007 · 10 Comments

In the 5th season of South Park, Kyle exclaims, “Job has all his children killed, and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies. There isn’t a God.” In the fourth of six articles, I determine the existence of God by revisiting the films of director and alleged anti-Christ Michael Bay. In Tennessee of 1923, little […]

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Tags: Military · Train

Armageddon (1998)

June 28th, 2007 · 8 Comments

In the 5th season of South Park, Kyle exclaims, “Job has all his children killed, and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies. There isn’t a God.” In the third of six articles, I determine the existence of God by revisiting the films of director and alleged anti-Christ Michael Bay. Speaking from the atmosphere at […]

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Tags: End of the world · Military

The Rock (1996)

June 26th, 2007 · 5 Comments

In the 5th season of South Park, Kyle exclaims, “Job has all his children killed, and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies. There isn’t a God.” In the second of six articles, I determine the existence of God by revisiting the films of director and alleged anti-Christ Michael Bay. Hoping to “elevate the thinking” […]

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Tags: Interrogation · Master and pupil · Military · Shootout