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Entries from June 2007

Pearl Harbor (2001)

June 30th, 2007 · 9 Comments

In the 5th season of South Park, Kyle exclaims, “Job has all his children killed, and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies. There isn’t a God.” In the fourth of six articles, I determine the existence of God by revisiting the films of director and alleged anti-Christ Michael Bay.

In Tennessee of 1923, little rascals […]

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Armageddon (1998)

June 28th, 2007 · 7 Comments

In the 5th season of South Park, Kyle exclaims, “Job has all his children killed, and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies. There isn’t a God.” In the third of six articles, I determine the existence of God by revisiting the films of director and alleged anti-Christ Michael Bay.

Speaking from the atmosphere at the […]

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The Rock (1996)

June 26th, 2007 · 1 Comment

In the 5th season of South Park, Kyle exclaims, “Job has all his children killed, and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies. There isn’t a God.” In the second of six articles, I determine the existence of God by revisiting the films of director and alleged anti-Christ Michael Bay.

Hoping to “elevate the thinking” of […]

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Bad Boys (1995)

June 25th, 2007 · 3 Comments

In the 5th season of South Park, Kyle exclaims, “Job has all his children killed, and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies. There isn’t a God.” In the first of six articles, I determine the existence of God by revisiting the films of director and alleged anti-Christ Michael Bay.

Narcotics detectives Marcus Burnett (Martin Lawrence) […]

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